CHURCH OF THE MEGAPHONE W/ SIRENpublic - created 03/29/05 |
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NO PLACE TO USE IT? WELL OPPORTUNITY IS AT EVERY TURN.
MEGAPHONE W/ SIREN
FOR INTERAL AND EXTERNAL USE
DESCRIPTION:
MEGAPHONE W/ SIREN AND MICROPHONE WITH CONVENIENT CARRY STRAP.
INDICATIONS AND USAGE:
MEGAPHONE W/ SIREN IS INDICATED FOR AMPLIFICATION OF VOICE IN NORMAL, PARANORMAL & EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES.
EXAMPLES:
WHILE ORDERING FOOD AT DRIVE THRU. AND WHEN DRIVING BY. SIMULATING THE DRIVE-THRU TELLER AT STREET CORNERS. UPSELLING AN ORDER BY OFFERING FRIES OR SUPER-SIZE FOR $0.39 MORE. HERDING FREAKS, GEEKS, CACOPHONISTS AND SOCIALISTS DURING MARCHES, MOVEMENTS (BOWEL OR OTHERWISE), PROTESTS, RALLYS, OR BAR HOPS. RECITING POETRY IN COFFEE SHOPS. BATTLE RAPPING. TAUNTING. CAT-CALLING. SINGING. AND ALL NORMAL INDOOR CONVERSATION.
ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR MEGAPHONE W/ SIREN. THEN YOU ARE WELCOME IN OUR CHURCH.
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